I'm thankful for ...
- knowing that whenever I need to find something, I have 2 places to look -- the toilet and the trash. What an organized little boy I'm raising.
- never being able to finish an entire meal, thanks to my mooch of a toddler. Goodbye pregnancy weight, right??
- having no need for an alarm clock. They just waste space on your night stand anyway, plus sleep is apparently for the lazy.
- my extensive knowledge of who was on Sesame Street this week ... this is now how I recognize celebrities. Sorry US Weekly, we are no longer friends.
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